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      <image:title>HOME - Appalachia witch coven expands into Lawrence County</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s over everybody! We had a good run. Time to face the music. We’ve got Witches. They’re everywhere. It’s too late. There’s nothing we can do about it. Say your prayers and hold your family close… unless they’re Witches, of course.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>HOME - National Treasure 3 rumored to be filmed in Louisa</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t call it a comeback just yet, but the path to Hollywood redemption for Nicholas Cage may go through Louisa, KY. Rumors abounded through town after Nicholas Cage was seen practicing lines in the lobby of the Best Western before getting thrown out for loitering.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>As a part of an early Black Friday sale, The Big Sandy Lazer and its Board of Directors bought the LevisaLazer.com in a steal of a deal that is sure to shake-up the online media landscape of the greatest small town in Kentucky.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Lawrence County Garage has come under scrutiny after serious accusations arose at their annual Christmas Party.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - January 2023 Month in Review</image:title>
      <image:caption>Since we took off in January for personal reasons, here are the stories we were going to cover in January, but then didn’t because… life happens. Mental health is important! Don’t forget to take care of yourself, because you are worth it!</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - National Treasure 3 rumored to be filmed in Louisa</image:title>
      <image:caption>Don’t call it a comeback just yet, but the path to Hollywood redemption for Nicholas Cage may go through Louisa, KY. Rumors abounded through town after Nicholas Cage was seen practicing lines in the lobby of the Best Western before getting thrown out for loitering.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Appalachia witch coven expands into Lawrence County</image:title>
      <image:caption>It’s over everybody! We had a good run. Time to face the music. We’ve got Witches. They’re everywhere. It’s too late. There’s nothing we can do about it. Say your prayers and hold your family close… unless they’re Witches, of course.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Lawrence County City Dump worker accused of regifting</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Lawrence County Garage has come under scrutiny after serious accusations arose at their annual Christmas Party.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - The BSL buys the LevisaLazer.com in early Black Friday deal</image:title>
      <image:caption>As a part of an early Black Friday sale, The Big Sandy Lazer and its Board of Directors bought the LevisaLazer.com in a steal of a deal that is sure to shake-up the online media landscape of the greatest small town in Kentucky.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Royal Caribbean in talks to begin Big Sandy River Cruises</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Lawrence County Tourism Commission is in final negotiations to bring the cruise industry to Lawrence County.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - ARC claims voter fraud in Lawrence County Elections</image:title>
      <image:caption>Area Readdiciton Conglomerate (ARC) is claiming it was the victim of voter fraud in this past Tuesday’s County and City-wide election after several key candidates they backed were defeated in general election races.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Ghost of Fred M. Vinson seen haunting Dee’s Drive Inn bathroom</image:title>
      <image:caption>This past Tuesday evening, Mrs. Marge Thompson, 76, of Martha, KY was leaving the post office located in downtown Louisa when she was startled to see what appeared to be the specter of former Supreme Court Chief Justice Fred M. Vinson floating up from the Dee’s Drive Inn Bathroom. This is the second such haunting Mrs. Thompson has seen in the past year, the first being of D&amp;J Tobacco in April.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Fort Gay moves to annex Point Section</image:title>
      <image:caption>During the most recent City Council meeting, Fort Gay, WV Mayor Jolene McCoy introduced a controversial motion to formally annex the Point Section from Louisa, KY. The annexation is viewed as illegal by several surrounding towns and counties, but is expected to be supported by the Fort Gay City Council at a special meeting later this week.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Starz &amp; Stripez sets karaoke World Record after death of Loretta Lynn</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Louisa Starz &amp; Stripez set a Guinness World Record this past Friday after the death of Loretta Lynn. The World Record set was for having “The Most Consecutive Unique Drunk Karaoke Renditions of Coal Miner’s Daughter.” Which is an oddly specific World Record to exist.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Former County Attorney gets sentenced for pulling Reverse Robin Hood</image:title>
      <image:caption>In a criminal justice system designed for him to thrive, a white Republican lawyer from Louisa, KY really made love to the pooch when he found himself getting sentenced to serve time in a federal prison this past Tuesday.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - ARC Poster Boy made to walk plank</image:title>
      <image:caption>An executive for Area Readdiction Conglomerate (ARC) was abruptly fired from his position this past week after signs of misdeeds came under surveillance.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Louisa Freemasons treasure revealed after woman correctly figures out Madison St.-2565 red light</image:title>
      <image:caption>A Louisa woman, who wishes to remain anonymous, named Brenda Hamilton has correctly figured out how to navigate the intersection red light of Madison Street and KY-2565/Old US Highway 23.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Death Row inmate’s execution delayed by request for Septemberfest Rotary Hash as his last meal</image:title>
      <image:caption>An inmate slated for execution has his execution delayed by federal judge in order to grant his last meal request.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Vioganni’s renovation accidentally destroys beloved Louisa cultural relics</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Vioganni’s renovation accidentally led to the destruction of UNESCO protected cultural relics thought to be original to the town of Louisa.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Top Secret papers relating to the identity of Riverbanksy recovered during Mar-a-Lago raid</image:title>
      <image:caption>Top Secret papers leading to the identity of Riverbanksy found in the raid on Mar-a-Lago. Several foreign nations have interest in unmasking this American and Louisa Hero.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Fallsburg Falls Campground in talks to be sold to Sandals Resorts International</image:title>
      <image:caption>Sandals Resorts International is looking to acquire Fallsburg Falls Campground in order to create a new type of luxury resort by combining all-inclusive luxury amenities and the homespun delights of Colonial Williamsburg.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Yatesville Lake Devil Eel attacks recreational swimmers at popular lake swim spot</image:title>
      <image:caption>Legendary Yatesville Lake monster, known as the Serpent of Blaine Creek, Yatesville Devil Eel, and Old Mombasa was spotted by lake-goers this past weekend.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Smitty’s Carryout and Tobacco hires actual Somali pirates, has new ice cream flavor</image:title>
      <image:caption>Smitty’s Carryout and Tobacco new hires are making a splash up and down the Big Sandy River. Also they have new ice cream flavors.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Local online newspaper wins July 4th Crow Eating Contest</image:title>
      <image:caption>Local online newspaper, the La Visor Laser, which is Louisa’s only online newspaper source ran by non-native English speakers wins July 4th Crow Eating Contest.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Three Rivers Medical Center sees rise in cardiovascular emergencies after Bicentennial Burger Week</image:title>
      <image:caption>Three Rivers Medical Center saw a 400% rise in cardiovascular events following the massively successful Bicentennial Burger Week.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - ARC in talks to buy old Coke plant, will unveil Super Coke Classic</image:title>
      <image:caption>Area Readdiction Conglomerate is in talks to buy the old Louisa Coca-Cola Bottling Plant. Future plans include restarting the plant to produce new Super Coke Classic.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Louisa City Council candidates declare for elections, Flip &amp; Flop Diamond Party has impressive showing</image:title>
      <image:caption>Candidates for Louisa City Council range from veterans on the council to several first-time candidates who are members of the newly formed Flip &amp; Flop Diamond Party.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - County Judge Executive candidate surprised to find out he was a registered Democrat</image:title>
      <image:caption>County Judge Executive Candidate Wendell Hardin was pleased to find out he won his primary last week, but surprised to find out he was registered on the Democratic ticket.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Police presence elevated at US 23 Exxon after man calls it a castle</image:title>
      <image:caption>Local law enforcement and Baskin Robbins vow to increase security patrol and ice cream with almonds at the Birdhouse after out-of-towner causes disturbance by calling it “a castle.”</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Former Inez Deposit Bank employees attempt mutiny at First States Bank</image:title>
      <image:caption>First States Bank of Louisa, KY was briefly under siege as employees still loyal to Inez Deposit Bank attempted a mutiny on the current bank management.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - County Judge Executive upset that a woman is Librarian</image:title>
      <image:caption>County Judge Executive, Bill Gardner, is upset that a woman is librarian and has access to taxpayer company. County Judge Executive launches all out attack to bully her back into the kitchen.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Ghost of Fred M. Vinson seen haunting D&amp;J Tobacco</image:title>
      <image:caption>Local Woman reports seeing ghost of Fred M. Vinson, formerly of the Louisa Jail and United States Supreme Court, waiting in drive thru at D&amp;J Tobacco Inc.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>NEWS - Lawrence County Coroner candidate legally declared dead by current Coroner</image:title>
      <image:caption>Lawrence County Coroner Candidate was legally declared dead by his opponent, who is the current Lawrence County Coroner. County Judge Executive says it's a gray area and forms committee to look into declaring his primary opponent legally dead.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SPORTS - LCHS Football Coach vows to use Nickel Defense until Nickel Tax is passed</image:title>
      <image:caption>In an effort to support the cause of passing the Nickel Tax, Coach Tall has committed his defense to only playing in a Nickel formation until the citizens of Lawrence County pass the Nickel Tax to help fund education. A risky move as the Bulldogs are poised to make a deep run into the State Play-offs.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SPORTS - South Side Roller Rink to reopen as Louisa gets new Roller Derby team</image:title>
      <image:caption>Louisa has been selected as the site for a new expansion team of the United States Flat Track Roller Derby Association. The South Side Roller Rink will be the home site of the team and will feature the shortest and most exciting track in the league.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SPORTS - Reigning Regional Champion Lawrence County Soccer Team begs fans to learn the rules</image:title>
      <image:caption>The Reigning Regional Champion LCHS Boys Soccer team and 5-time Regional Champion LCHS Girls Soccer team beg their fans to please learn the rules. Especially after a season which saw several fans ejected for heckling the officials, because they didn’t understand what was going on.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SPORTS - Stella Moore drama as T-Ball coach throws No-Hitter</image:title>
      <image:caption>Drama unfolded at Stella Moore baseball fields as T-Ball Coach throws no-hitter against his own team.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>SPORTS - New Pickle Ball courts rumored to have been built as a massive cover up</image:title>
      <image:caption>County Judge Executive and Fiscal Court deny allegations of burying Blue Tongue Infected Deer that started outbreak underneath of newly built community Pickle Ball courts.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>What does it mean to be the “Hottest Church Sign”? Is it the sign that has the brightest backlighting? The sign that has the sexiest slogan? Or is it the sign that reminds us the most fervently of the eternal flames of damnation and torture that await those who cross an ever-compassionate and all-loving God? Short answer, is it’s a little bit of all of those things.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The potential for Lawrence County to have its very own local airport has taken another step towards reality. The Louisa Rotary Club has contracted Eastek Engineering to survey several plots of land as potential sites for a future Lawrence County Regional Airport.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Septemberfest Committee is pleased to announce a return of its famed driver, with additional safety precautions in place.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Several members of the city council and community members who spoke at last week’s city council meeting stated they were afraid their town was considered too friendly to the LGBTQ+ community.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>From fast food to fast money, the Big Sandy Lazer releases its annual summer list of the Sexiest Drive-Thrus in Lawrence County, KY. You simply cannot pass up these tantalizing lanes.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Recently Unincorporated community Blaine will be having a public forum to discuss returning Blaine Elementary School to a 1 Room Schoolhouse. Possible renaming to Bill Cheek Memorial School House also on the agenda. Date TBA.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This past Tuesday, the Lawrence County Public Library (LCPL) saw a rush that hasn’t been seen since pre-pandemic Black Friday, as its patrons frantically clamored over one another to secure a computer for the day’s coveted Amazon Prime Day Sales.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Inspired by the success of the Amber Heard v. Johnny Depp Trial, the Hillside Haulers present their newest youth ensemble production.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Lawrence County Tourism Commission’s 200-year wait is finally over, as they launch Lawrence County’s Bicentennial Burger Week. Several former restaurants, like Hinkle’s and Rio Verde, are reopening their doors to compete for the grand prize.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of Louisa’s newest restaurants came out of the closet this past weekend by hosting the closest thing this town has seen to a debate between political candidates. Louisa Starz and Stripez hosted what is sure to become an election tradition when they held a Charity Drag Brunch featuring most of the candidates up for election in city and county races.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Lawrence County Public Library has been accepting donations, which will then be distributed to the Lawrence County Schools Family Resource Centers, and it does not sit right with us.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Undeterred by enlarged prostates, several prominent middle-aged men in the community participated in a pissing contest at Lawrence County Fair.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Here are The Big Sandy Lazer’s tips for decorating your Christmas Tree this season to give it a little extra-special twinkle.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>It’s no secret that money talks and this bank drive-thru is whispering sweet nothings into our ear, mostly because our bank account is close to zero. Still, this multi-laned beauty has something everyone can enjoy, from friendly faces to that cool little tube delivery system. You know you could go inside the bank, but why? You can enjoy this sleek sexy drive-thru solo or with friends, which either makes it weirder or hotter, but that’s up to you.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Tobias Keene, D.D.S. Hailing from Richmond, Virginia, Dr. Tobias Keene brings a bit of unabashed Southern hospitality to all his patients. He moved to Washington, D.C. over thirty years ago as a freshman at Ivy College. Right after graduation, he attended World University’s School of Dentistry. Before opening Keene Dental in 1994, he worked for free clinics and some of the finest practices in the District. He is part of the 123 Dental Association and stays up-to-date on the latest dental discoveries. When not striving to keep his patients happy and healthy, he’s enjoys hiking with his family in Rock Creek Park.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>One of the newest drive-thrus in town reminds us of what a renovation can do. This drive thru screams there is no escape, and, frankly, we are into it. The TB drive-thru workers consistently have the warmest voices and friendliest banter. Sure, you may occasionally find an item or two missing from your order, but sometimes you may get a free Mountain Dew Baja Blast freeze. That’s a risk we are willing to take. The TB drive-thru always keeps things spicy and it makes us want to hop back in line for another round.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson - For anyone from Lawrence County who is attempting something greater and bigger than themselves, I want you to know that no matter what you do or how things are going for you in your career, I will always be rooting for you and your success. I will always be in your corner. Our heroes have the courage to live their lives out on a ledge where they face rejection and failure, and it’s that courage that makes them heroes more than their accomplishments. I sincerely thank all the heroes of Lawrence County.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson - It takes incredible courage to chase after your dreams and put who you are out there on a national stage. From what I’ve now seen, I understand that he had a friend that got him to enter this contest. I don’t know Noah’s situation at all, but I understand the inherent fear in fully committing yourself to chasing after something you want and dream about. I also understand the power of having dependable friends and family that help you to overcome those fears as you pursue your goals. I know that sometimes putting it all on the line means you have to face the fear of rejection from those whose approval you value most.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson - I have incredible pride in people from Lawrence County who go do big and great things. I don’t care who you are, what you do, what field you are in, or how old you are. From Ricky Skaggs, Tyler Childers, Kelsie May, and Luke Trimble; to Fred M. Vinson, Paul Patton, and Kathy Hinkle; to Chandler Shephard, Jason Michaels, and Gared Parker to countless others; I have so much pride in these individuals.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson - This moment belongs to Noah Thompson though, so… Noah, you deserve this. Don’t worry about making us proud, you’ve already done it. Any emotions you have are all a part of who you are right now, so embrace them. Go be yourself and don’t worry what anyone thinks. If nothing else, you have a person who likes writing silly articles about Lawrence County that believes in you… but I suspect you have a whole community here behind you no matter what happens!</image:title>
      <image:caption>-The “Editor” of The Big Sandy Lazer (As a reminder… We are not a real news website… It’s all for fun and totally made up… except for our Real Stuff section. Check it out here.) May 16th, 2022</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson - Doing what Noah is doing has to be incredibly hard and demanding from an emotional, psychological, and even physical level. As the stakes raise and expectations climb it has to be harder and harder to handle. I hope Noah doesn’t suffer from the spiraling self-doubt thought of “do I deserve to be here?”, because he absolutely does. I seriously hope Noah steps up to the mic with Game-7-Michael-Jordan-Ice-in-the-Veins confidence and just kills it. If he doesn’t, that’s okay too.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson - Full disclosure, I do not know Noah Thompson. I had no earthly idea who the young man was, and I hadn’t heard of him at all until he was already past the initial rounds of American Idol. I’m a little bit ashamed to say I haven’t watched a single episode of American Idol that he has been on. That being said, I want this kid to win this competition and no matter what happens I will be so incredibly proud of him.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>This is a real editorial. We will actually write one of these from time to time. So if you just want comedy, skip over this one. I did write an article that was about Louisa Voting for Noah of the Ark as its Favorite Bible Character in Tuesday’s Primary Elections, but it just didn’t feel right. One of the goals in this site’s “Real Stuff” section is to promote Lawrence County and its young people, and I didn’t feel comfortable releasing that article when I felt it took away from one of our goals. So… I scrapped that article and wrote this from the heart:</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>The Louisa Post Office was robbed on December 29th of 1900 by an alleged expert thief skilled with using nitroglycerin. The thief blew up the safe and stole $500 in money and $900 worth of stamps and money orders for a whopping total of $1400 at time, or worth roughly $48,000 in today’s money. They took everything except for a registered letter, which they apparently just overlooked… So at least one person still got their mail that day. Here is the article from Jan. 3, 1901 edition of The Bee out of Earlington, KY. We’re going to shamelessly plug the Lawrence County Public Library (LCPL) which has links to the archives of The Big Sandy News available on the U.S. Library of Congress website back to 1885. The LCPL is currently working on archiving more recent editions of The Big Sandy News. So, go support your local library and thank the workers for all the hard work they do for the community! (*The Big Sandy News edition is not available for this particular incident, but the story was widely circulated in other newspapers around the area.)</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This article came into my head after reading the article in the picture here from the March 20, 1914 edition of the Big Sandy News. Unrelatedly, the early days of the Coca-Cola Bottling Company in Louisa were pretty intense. In 1907, C.P. Braisington bought the plant. In March of the following year, he would break into the Louisa Furniture Company Store located on Water St., where he would steal $150 worth of revolvers and razors. He got caught while out on a date one week later. His doctor brother from South Carolina had to come up and bail him out of jail, after having just been here to pay off a lot of his other debts. They ended up taking the Coke Plant from him and auctioning it and its contents off on the courthouse steps. We haven’t even touched on the merging of the Coke Plant with a Baking Factory that eventually caught fire.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been having a little trouble out of my daughter-in-law. She has refused to let me see my grandson after a little “incident” which I think she blew out of proportion. When I came over to watch him, she didn’t want us leaving their house because of the new covid strain. Well, between a quick trip to the grocery and my sister’s house we didn’t exactly stay home the whole time, but I don’t think a runny nose is enough to restrict my time with him. Is she being unreasonable? -Blow Out of Proportion</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>My company makes it nearly impossible to get my payroll direct-deposited into my bank account, even though they’re a local ‘conglomerate.’ Not only that, but my paper checks don’t always have the same company’s name on them. What should I do? -Directly Affected</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>Is eating too much crow upsetting your stomach? Smoking Toilets are engineered to be tough enough to handle those dumps so hot they leave your toilet bowl smoking. Paid for by Bill Gardner, CEO/Founder of Smoking Toilets, LLC</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>This article was inspired by this photo, which was taken by John G. Zimmerman in 1953. The photo was included in one of his books, “America in Black &amp; White: Selected Photographs of John G. Zimmerman.” He was really creative with his book titles, obviously. It appears Edgar W. “Tootie” Vanhoose is standing near the area of where the old Methodist Church stands in downtown Louisa. Tootie’s daughter, Doshia, wrote years later that, “When Dad was mayor, the city had a town dump and the sewers ran into the river, which was a haven for rats. Dad contacted a new company called D-CON. The company supplied their product for free advertising. Dad also put a 25 cent bounty for every rat brought to City Hall. The program was a great success for eradication of the Rat Crisis in the city of Louisa.</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I’ve been having a little trouble out of my daughter-in-law. She has refused to let me see my grandson after a little “incident” which I think she blew out of proportion. When I came over to watch him, she didn’t want us leaving their house because of the new covid strain. Well, between a quick trip to the grocery and my sister’s house we didn’t exactly stay home the whole time, but I don’t think a runny nose is enough to restrict my time with him. Is she being unreasonable? -Blow Out of Proportion</image:caption>
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      <image:caption>I am writing one of the rare completely real articles to be featured here on The Big Sandy Lazer, because I feel the need to address the tragic flooding that has so recently thrashed our fellow Kentuckians to our south. In the face of tragedy, it is very common to feel hopeless and dejected at things we cannot control. Whether the tragedy is supernatural or man-made, the devastation it brings with it is unrepentant and strikes like a thief in the night without discretion for race, class, or age. I often find myself despairing over things I see in the world, which is probably a feeling not uncommon among those of you who chose to come to my silly site and read my dumb words. Sometimes it feels like the world we live in is on a depressing path, and at time that feeling can be overwhelming. It is a feeling that hovers like a heavy gray cloud over top our heads, and like rain following a crack it seeps into other facets of our lives. This looming feeling can even make someone decide to start a comedic parody news website in attempts to keep that depressive feeling at bay and attempt to write funny fake articles as a conduit to channel those feelings into something more positive.</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - I remember when 9/11 happened. I remember the tragic moments of watching the towers fall in real time. It is still incomprehensible to make sense of the wrath of that targeted devastation. More important though, I remember the days following when Americans off all different political viewpoints, sexual orientations, social class, and ages came together and truly loved each other. It’s hard to recall that feeling in today’s animosity-filled world, but I still remember it. Admittedly, things didn’t go perfect afterwards as people in power used the tragedy to springboard fraught Middle-Eastern policy, and a large portion of brown-skinned Americans became the unfair targets of racism. Nevertheless, that feeling of togetherness in the face of imminent tragedy prevailed. I have never been more proud to be an American than when George W. Bush stepped up to the mound at Yankee Stadium and threw a perfect pitch days following 9/11. It didn’t matter if I thought he was a good president or a bumbling idiot, he was representing all of us in that moment. For that moment and many other little moments that would follow in the aftermath of 9/11, the love I felt for complete strangers that I will never meet was real.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - Here is the part that is going to be hard to swallow for some people. The environmental tragedies we are going to be facing are not immediate. They have been slow building and are gradually turning into frustratingly more frequent tragedies of an increasingly devastating nature. It is possible the television pundits and politicians being given millions of dollars by those corporations and individuals directly benefiting from practices adversely impacting the environment and driving adverse climate change may not have had our best interests at heart. It’s possible those corporations and individuals were giving politicians of both parties and television executives millions of dollars to lie to the public about climate change and convince people it was a big hoax. It’s starting to look like, maybe, it was the scientists studying climate change, living on low salaries, unable to pay off politicians and the media, who are still saddled by student debt that were telling the truth the entire time. Perhaps, the scientist just wanted to help inform the public about the world we live in and make it better, possibly even save it.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - In the face of this flooding and devastation, the most powerful images and videos have been of rescuers repelling out of helicopters, snatching people off roofs, and pulling them through flooded streets to safety. I was personally lucky enough to not have to hop in a boat and pull people off of any roofs, but just know if tragedy ever hits Louisa, no matter if you are republican, democrat, a chew-bub, a transgender woman, a Duke fan, or something worse than a Duke fan, I will help get you to safety any way I can. I do not understand the choices everyone makes in their lives, but I understand everyone has the right to live their life with the guarantee of personal safety for them and their family, free of persecution because of their personal choices. If you claim to love Kentucky and Americans, it is incumbent on us to help others in both in pursuit of these rights, and in their time of great need.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - I don’t want to leave this article on such a targeted paragraph. That wasn’t my intent when I started typing this out. It just kind of snowballed into that at the end. Rather, it’s come to my attention that the Father Beiting Appalachian Mission Center is collecting cleaning supplies and the Lawrence County School System is collecting cleaning supplies, water, and $25 gift cards. For more information click the links at the top of this page.</image:title>
      <image:caption>-The Editor of The Big Sandy Lazer (As a reminder… We are not a real news website… It’s all for fun and totally made up… except for our Real Stuff section. Check it out here.)</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - As of the time of this writing, we have lost at least 25 fellow eastern Kentuckians, including 4 children and I pray the totals do not grow. Those are real families just a few hours away from us, and the scary truth is if winds, air pressure, or other weather conditions had been just slightly different those families could have been in our community. I know if we had been hit, those communities would have stepped up and helped us out.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - No matter how you feel about Governor Andy Beshear, you must admit this guy has had a rough term as governor. He has had to deal with some rough stuff, from COVID, to the shooting Breonna Taylor, to the tornadoes in western Kentucky, and now to this tragic flooding. He’s had a rough go of it. This may have been the toughest time to be Governor of Kentucky since the Civil War. It makes Paul Patton dealing with infidelity seem trivial by comparison. Listening to Governor Beshear talk in response to this latest tragedy, it does sound like he has an honest love for Kentucky and its people. His sincere compassion for those affected by yet another tragedy during his tenure is much appreciated.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial Eastern Kentucky Flooding - I will guarantee people of differing views on political and social issues all feel depressed about where our communities and country are heading. It’s hard not to in today’s time. So much of the news sources we consume are designed to use bias in order to stoke fear against a mostly fabricated out-group, sometimes just referred to as “them” or “they.” This mysterious out-group is always portrayed as having an agenda that is somehow going to permanently affect your life for the worse. That kind of anger-inducing content generates clicks and views. It overrides our emotional centers and makes us irrationally feel like something we loved is getting punched in the face every single day. It’s also objectively not true. Divisions can drive polarization, which can drive revenue and profits for media outlets. Understanding and unity are not as profitable, but sometimes those things shine through in spite of the normal narrative.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson (Copy) - For anyone from Lawrence County who is attempting something greater and bigger than themselves, I want you to know that no matter what you do or how things are going for you in your career, I will always be rooting for you and your success. I will always be in your corner. Our heroes have the courage to live their lives out on a ledge where they face rejection and failure, and it’s that courage that makes them heroes more than their accomplishments. I sincerely thank all the heroes of Lawrence County.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson (Copy) - It takes incredible courage to chase after your dreams and put who you are out there on a national stage. From what I’ve now seen, I understand that he had a friend that got him to enter this contest. I don’t know Noah’s situation at all, but I understand the inherent fear in fully committing yourself to chasing after something you want and dream about. I also understand the power of having dependable friends and family that help you to overcome those fears as you pursue your goals. I know that sometimes putting it all on the line means you have to face the fear of rejection from those whose approval you value most.</image:title>
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      <image:caption>This is a real editorial. We will actually write one of these from time to time. So if you just want comedy, skip over this one. I did write an article that was about Louisa Voting for Noah of the Ark as its Favorite Bible Character in Tuesday’s Primary Elections, but it just didn’t feel right. One of the goals in this site’s “Real Stuff” section is to promote Lawrence County and its young people, and I didn’t feel comfortable releasing that article when I felt it took away from one of our goals. So… I scrapped that article and wrote this from the heart:</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson (Copy) - Full disclosure, I do not know Noah Thompson. I had no earthly idea who the young man was, and I hadn’t heard of him at all until he was already past the initial rounds of American Idol. I’m a little bit ashamed to say I haven’t watched a single episode of American Idol that he has been on. That being said, I want this kid to win this competition and no matter what happens I will be so incredibly proud of him.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson (Copy) - I have incredible pride in people from Lawrence County who go do big and great things. I don’t care who you are, what you do, what field you are in, or how old you are. From Ricky Skaggs, Tyler Childers, Kelsie May, and Luke Trimble; to Fred M. Vinson, Paul Patton, and Kathy Hinkle; to Chandler Shephard, Jason Michaels, and Gared Parker to countless others; I have so much pride in these individuals.</image:title>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson (Copy) - This moment belongs to Noah Thompson though, so… Noah, you deserve this. Don’t worry about making us proud, you’ve already done it. Any emotions you have are all a part of who you are right now, so embrace them. Go be yourself and don’t worry what anyone thinks. If nothing else, you have a person who likes writing silly articles about Lawrence County that believes in you… but I suspect you have a whole community here behind you no matter what happens!</image:title>
      <image:caption>-The “Editor” of The Big Sandy Lazer (As a reminder… We are not a real news website… It’s all for fun and totally made up… except for our Real Stuff section. Check it out here.) May 16th, 2022</image:caption>
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      <image:title>Editorial: Noah Thompson (Copy) - Doing what Noah is doing has to be incredibly hard and demanding from an emotional, psychological, and even physical level. As the stakes raise and expectations climb it has to be harder and harder to handle. I hope Noah doesn’t suffer from the spiraling self-doubt thought of “do I deserve to be here?”, because he absolutely does. I seriously hope Noah steps up to the mic with Game-7-Michael-Jordan-Ice-in-the-Veins confidence and just kills it. If he doesn’t, that’s okay too.</image:title>
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